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I'm an 18 year old college student living in Cookeville, TN giving his perspective on the mysteries surrounding life. I'm agnostic, moderately liberal, and an INTP if that tells you anything about my philosophy. Also, so I can avoid any awkward conversations in the future, I'm straight, and I am fully aware that the pink hearts don't help my case.
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This is a short one. I didn’t even have the time to find an appropriate picture. (although it probably wouldn’t be that hard, considering the topic) Commitment is key to any relationship. Whether it be a sibling, friend, significant other, or even Tumblr (no hypocrisy intended on that one).

The more you experiment with life, the better. Adios.  

Note: picture is very large. Right-click then click “Open image in new tab” if you’re curious about everything that’s written in the flowchart. Pretty much everything that has already been said.

Mahaffey recommends the usage of this flowchart if you want to argue for gay marriage. There’s not really much I can add that this chart doesn’t already say besides this is the reason why I haven’t been on Tumblr in a while. I’ve been too busy arguing on Facebook. One more tip: don’t bring emotions into a debate because when someone gets emotional they succumb to subconscious bias. The more you experiment with life, the better. Adios.

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Okay. Those kittens are absolutely adorable. Also, recommendation below.

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Nice picture that sums up my thoughts on cultural xenophobia. Read more for your daily recommendation.

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Good comic that raises interesting questions. Read more for recommendation.

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Read more for recommendations, or simply view the picture; it’s up to you. Note: this one is more for the guys than the women, but women can take a peek if they’re curious. Also, a little longer. 

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Read more if you want to attempt to better yourself, or laugh at the picture; it’s up to you.

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^Click for laughs :P Read more for recommendations.

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Mahaffey recommends that you stay motivated to get up in the morning, such as having two alarm clocks or setting your bed on fire. Whatever methods you decide on are up to you.

Mahaffey recommends that you stay motivated to get up in the morning, such as having two alarm clocks or setting your bed on fire. Whatever methods you decide on are up to you.

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Mahaffey recommends showing me how to use this site, so my recommendations can be more accurate and reassuring in the future.

Everyone should follow Mahaffey.

He’s quite literally, the bee’s knees.

Mahaffey recommends listening to Josiah because he is trustworthy and wouldn’t lie to his followers.

You see what I mean?

Internet Gold. right here.

Get on it yo.

Mahaffey recommends referring to thyself in the third person because it is an unorthodox manner of speaking and makes others question your motives which, in turn, increases the popularity of the person in question.